Hi, hello, and howdy. My mom always used to drive me crazy when she complained about never seeing her friends and her inability to stay in touch with them. I have always just kind of been an unsympathetic asshole and thought, ‘well just call them, just see them’. And here I am, thousands of miles away from nearly everyone I know. Sorry mom. (Not sorry enough to send this to you). I hope for sex, drugs, and all good-disappointing things ahead. I hope to share these things with you, and for you to maybe share some things with me. I love attention and I love you all and I want you all to consume me. Please consume me. XO
